Maria Bernard: May 2016

Monday 30 May 2016

House of Goths is Live!!!

★ ☆ ★ NEW RELEASE ★ ☆ ★

House of Goths by Maria Bernard
New Adult • College • Rock Star Romance
Not Your Average Fraternity House 󾠖
3 Goths, 1 Steampunk, 1 Mundane Girl... Sharing a Fraternity House? What could possibly go wrong?

© 2016 Excerpt: ❤
“Easy now,” Kelley said, watching her take a great big gulp of wine.
“Kelley… it’s Christmastime,” she sputtered with a sloppy smile. “I’m allowed.”
“Only because it’s your first time,” he chuckled indulgently. “Feel free to go nuts, but just don’t make it a habit.”
“Can I go nuts on you?” She placed the goblet down and wrapped her arms around his neck.
“Why, you sexy little minx…” he said, dragging her butt closer to him, prying her lips open with his tongue.

Synopsis: All Becky wants is a nice place to live…
Becky Sparks refuses to spend her college years in a cold, lonely dorm. Bassist Kelley Keele is a gorgeous Goth with a dark past. He resides at what he and his bandmates, Crispin, and Dorian, refer to as the House of Goths. Thrown together by fate, Becky forms an instant bond with Kell. Desperate for a home, she shows up unannounced on his front porch, suitcase in hand. Do they take her in or turn her away?

“All I want is to rent the spare room,” Becky said after taking a soothing sip of coffee.

“All you want?” Crispin mocked, snapping his newspaper in half. “What about what I want? Which is you, gone from here! Doesn’t that count for anything?”

Quotes from happy Wattpad readers 📚

❥ Great book!!!! Absolutely loved it!

❥ This is absolute pure 100% gold. I love this book!

❥ I freakin Love This Book!!!

❥ AWWWWW! Love, love, love!

❥ Oh my, I can't put this story out of hand. I love it!

❥ Is it wrong of me to be crushing on both Crispin and Kell at the same time?

❥ I love this book, a series would be great.

❥ Crispin seems to be my favorite character for some reason.

❥ I love how the Goths interact with Becky-hot and sweet - happy the book is coming out so I can binge read!!!

✭༻♫༺✭༻♫༺✭༻♫༺✭

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Tuesday 17 May 2016

☆**.•°°•.☆ PreOrder Now ☆.•°°•.**☆

One mundane girl, three Goths, and one Steampunk sharing a Frat-House? What could possibly go wrong? Desperate and alone, Becky shows up on their front porch, suitcase in hand. Do they take her in or turn her away?

Not Your Average Fraternity House 🎸

House of Goths 💀❤🐹 Maria Bernard

✿ New Adult • College • Rock Star Romance

✿ Official Release Date: May 22, 2016

❤📚❤ PreOrder Now ❤📚❤

Well, this could be interesting, living with a girl in our midst. Dorian smiled, taking off his shirt, and posing in front of his mirror in the privacy of his room. He gave his floppy mohawk a shake, winking at his reflection. One thing for sure, it would mean no more running around in his underwear. Although if she wanted to run around in her underwear, well…

Synopsis: 📚All Becky wants is a nice place to live…

Becky Sparks is a sweet, average girl who refuses to spend her college years in a lonely, soul destroying dorm, surrounded by people who don't care enough to ask her name. Bassist Kelley Keele is a Goth with a dark past. He resides at what he and his equally eccentric bandmates, Crispin, and Dorian, like to refer to as the House of Goths.

On the first day of class, these two polar opposites literally crash into each other. Mesmerized by his overwhelming persona, Becky forms an instant bond with the scary Goth with red streaks in his hair. So much so that when she spies him putting up an ad for a fourth housemate, Becky jumps at the chance to move in, away from her dreary life at the unfriendly dorm. The problem is, well, she's a girl and a mundane one at that.

Caution: Highly Addictive Content!💀

Quotes from happy readers 📚

❥ Great book!!!! Absolutely loved it!

❥ This is absolute pure 100% gold. I love this book!

❥ I freakin Love This Book!!!

❥ AWWWWW! Love, love, love!

❥ Oh my, I can't put this story out of hand. I love it!

❥ Is it wrong of me to be crushing on both Crispin and Kell at the same time?

❥ I love this book, a series would be great.

❥ Crispin seems to be my favorite character for some reason.

❥ I love how the Goths interact with Becky-hot and sweet - happy the book is coming out so I can binge read!!!

✭༻♫༺✭༻♫༺✭༻♫༺✭

Amazon

US: https://amzn.com/B01F80F8SU

CA: http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B01F80F8SU

UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01F80F8SU

AU: http://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B01F80F8SU

iBooks:

US: http://apple.co/272FQry

CA: http://apple.co/24AJcU9

UK: http://apple.co/1T5zjs1

AU: http://apple.co/1TNpuMi

Kobo: http://bit.ly/1We2iLj

B&N: http://bit.ly/1Wf3iy1

Smashwords: http://bit.ly/1YcOeid

Blog: stickshiftlips.com/theblog/

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Sunday 8 May 2016

☆.•°°•.☆ PreOrder Now ☆.•°°•.☆

Synopsis: 📚 All Becky wants is a nice place to live…

Becky Sparks refuses to spend her college years in a cold, lonely dorm. Bassist Kelley Keele is a gorgeous Goth with a dark past. He resides at what he and his bandmates, Crispin, and Dorian, refer to as the House of Goths. Thrown together by fate, Becky forms an instant bond with Kell. Desperate for a home, she shows up unannounced on his front porch, suitcase in hand. Do they take her in or turn her away?

✭ Caution: Highly Addictive Content ✭